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26 July 2025 | Zhang's Wrong Number Text

 Text To: Threnody From: Zhang "You still want to go grab Thai at that new place on fifth? Should be off in twenty minutes"   Threnody [FOOD!!!!! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฅ˜๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿฅข๐Ÿ”œ๐Ÿ†—๐Ÿ†—๐Ÿ†—๐Ÿ’Ÿ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜ ]   Zhang [What do you want, though? I'm gonna pick it up and just bring it back]   Threnody [WTF ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ˜ก เธ„ุเธ“เธงเธฒเธ‡เนเธœเธ™เธˆเธฐเธชั่เธ‡เน€เธ›็เธ™เธ เธฒเธฉเธฒเธญเธฐเน„เธฃ ? เธ„ุเธ“เธชเธฒเธกเธฒเธฃเธ–เธญ่เธฒเธ™เธ‚้เธญเธ„เธงเธฒเธกเธ™ี้เน„เธ”้เน„เธซเธก ? You said WE were going! เน„เธญ้เธฅูเธเธฅเธฒ ! ]   Zhang [Actually, that was meant for Brown. I'm going back to the barracks cuz im tired and my head hurts]   Threnody [ เธญเธฐเน„เธฃเธงเธฐ ? เธ„ุเธ“เธšเธฃเธฒเธงเธ™์เธิเธ™เธญเธฒเธซเธฒเธฃเน„เธ—เธขเธ•ั้เธ‡เนเธ•่เน€เธกื่เธญเน„เธซเธฃ่ ? เธ„ุเธ“เธเธฅ้เธฒเธซเธฅเธญเธเธซเธิเธ‡เธชเธฒเธงเธœู้เธšเธฃิเธชุเธ—เธ˜ิ์เน„เธ”้เธญเธข่เธฒเธ‡เน„เธฃ ? เธ„ุเธ“เธ—เธณเนƒเธซ้เธ‰ัเธ™เนƒเธˆเธชเธฅเธฒเธข เธ‰ัเธ™เน€เธเธฅีเธขเธ”เธ„ุเธ“ เน„เธญ้เธฅิเธ‡เธ›ัเธเธเธฒเธญ่เธญเธ™ ! ๐Ÿฅ˜๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿฅข๐Ÿ˜ก๐ŸŽป๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ‘ฟ๐Ÿ‘ฟ๐Ÿ‘ฟ ]   Zhang [Sorry? I'd have brought you some, too, but you didn't ask. Plus like me and Brown are like family so get the fuck over it. Maybe you'd have a fallback to take you out if you weren't such a ์ฐŒ์งˆํ•˜๋‹ค Oh look, im so cool I can text in something, not e...
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26 July 2025 | Nathaniel's Wrong Number Text

 Nathaniel [Sorry, I can't watch Spkegbob and get hi with u. I'm hitting the gym to work off the M&M I sniffed last night.]   Mansk [It's cool, bro. I forgot to tell you I'm hitting the bar with Lyle currently. But hit me up later if you still want some] ◇◇◇◇◇◇◇◇◇◇◇◇◇◇◇◇◇ "Dude what the fuck?" Mansk holding the phone out to Lyle trying not to laugh. "Naaahhh see, I got dibs! We should find a threesome actually! Been a minute... what about that one?" Lyle nodding at a nearby chick. Mansk eyeing her with a bit of thought. "Mmm not enough ass or titts. I like em thick and mean as snakes" "Or Asian and mean as snakes?" Lyle snickered. "Mmm Shรฉ.... Still have wet dreams!" Mansk remarked mockingly moaning to himself.   Nathaniel [Sprry rong #. That was 4 tent. I thknk I cn squeeze u innon Tiesday.] Nathaniel clearly blitzed out of his mind. Then he double texted. [Tell Lyle I said hi'll. A...

October 9, 2024 | Freddie stalking Will to therapy

 Will Graham made for an interesting subject, Freddie thought. Luckily for her, her readers agreed. She’d have gone where the clicks were regardless; a girl’s got to eat, after all. But it helped writing about something—or someone—she actually liked. And despite her constant antagonism, she ๐˜ฅ๐˜ช๐˜ฅ like him. She wouldn’t go so far “for a story” otherwise.   ๐˜๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ ๐˜ข ๐˜ด๐˜ต๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ๐˜บ, she’d followed him to therapy and tried to record his session. Dr. Lecter was, however, oddly protective of his patient and had made her delete the recording while scolding her and making her feel like a misbehaving schoolchild.   Get real. She was never ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ต kind of naughty schoolgirl.   ๐˜๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ ๐˜ข ๐˜ด๐˜ต๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ๐˜บ, she’d had a friend who happened to be a real estate agent make her a copy of the key to Will’s house. Actually, Louis himself had once been the subject of Freddie’s poison pen. He was originally from Beverly Hills but had moved to Baltimore after getting off on grisly...

October 8, 2024 | Trent as Hannibal's patient

  “How does it make me ๐˜ง๐˜ฆ๐˜ฆ๐˜ญ ? Are you fucking serious right now? This is what I’m paying for from an internationally-renowned psychiatrist?” Trent ranted, pacing the tastefully-furnished office and running a hand through his sleek bronze hair. “My marriage ended before it even began because my fiancรฉe was jealous of my best friend. My other best friend was brainwashed into marrying this guy who’s jealous of ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ . I had an actual social group for the first time in my life and we went from being a fun group of friends to probably THE most toxic couple-versus-couple, oh and let me just add that most of the people in the couples don’t even ๐˜ญ๐˜ช๐˜ฌ๐˜ฆ each other! Let’s see. Faustus resents that he’s been blackmailed on pain of death to marry his wife. Nathaniel hates how controlling George has become. I loved Rebecca to death, almost literally, but I’ve had to face up to the fact that that girl is a mess, which ๐˜ค๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ญ๐˜ฅ lead us to Serena’s situation—Sebastian’s situation? I don’t k...

24 July 2024 | Children under 12...

 Taveon points to this sign looking at Threnody Threnody "Firstly, I'm attended by my bitch brothers. Secondly, I'm eighteen so, thanks, neither a child nor under 12."   Taveon "OKAY I BELIEVE YOU!!!"   Threnody showed him her driver's license.   Taveon "Do you realize how easily one can acquire those? And that picture actually makes you look like an angry seven-year-old who's brother stole your juicey-juicey "   "That's because he stole my dad's coke and snorted it because SOMEONE told him if you mix cocaine and glitter and snort it from a melon rind, you'll literally fart rainbows!"   "Well then, that's certainly a personal problem......"   "Anyway, the ID is real, fuckface."   Taveon merely stuck his tongue out at her as a response this time.   And she stepped forward and licked it, then went, "Nyeh. So there."   Taveon immediately gagged and shov...

June 9, 2024 | Dubcon: the Musical

๐“๐‘๐ˆ๐†๐†๐„๐‘ ๐–๐€๐‘๐๐ˆ๐๐† : ๐ƒ๐”๐๐‚๐Ž๐ ๐“๐‘๐ˆ๐†๐†๐„๐‘ ๐–๐€๐‘๐๐ˆ๐๐† : ๐’๐‹๐”๐“ - ๐’๐‡๐€๐Œ๐ˆ๐๐†   “ENOUGH!” The acoustics aren’t great, but my voice manages to reverberate. I grab your throat and slam you against the wall. That echoes, too. “I have had it up to HERE with your fucking GAMES, CASTIEL!” It comes out as a bellow of rage and despair ripping its way from my chest through my throat, passing through my lips, feral and guttural. You see my eyes flash with pain-fueled fury in the dim lighting. You glare back at me, your hands prying at my wrist. I squeeze your throat and press you harder against the wall. Your eyes are beginning to water and it makes me… Not ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜จ๐˜ณ๐˜บ . More frustrated. More desperate.   ๐˜ž๐˜ฉ๐˜บ ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ซ๐˜ฐ๐˜บ ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ฑ๐˜ฐ๐˜ช๐˜ด๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ ?   I silently beg of you not to make this about ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ณ pain. I will more than happily balm your wounds and soothe your ego, once I’m sure you ๐˜จ๐˜ฆ๐˜ต ๐˜ช๐˜ต .   My voice is s...

June 2, 2024 | Destiel the Rebus

  ๐–๐ž๐ฅ๐œ๐จ๐ฆ๐ž ๐ญ๐จ ๐ƒ๐ž๐ฌ๐ญ๐ข๐ž๐ฅ, ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐‘๐ž๐›๐ฎ๐ฌ. ๐“๐จ ๐ฌ๐š๐Ÿ๐ž๐ฅ๐ฒ ๐ฉ๐จ๐ฌ๐ญ ๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐ฌ ๐จ๐ง ๐…๐š๐œ๐ž๐›๐จ๐จ๐ค, ๐ˆ ๐ก๐š๐ ๐ญ๐จ ๐ ๐จ ๐ก๐ž๐š๐ฏ๐ฒ ๐จ๐ง ๐ž๐ฆ๐จ๐ฃ๐ข. ๐“๐ก๐š๐ญ'๐ฌ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐œ๐จ๐ง๐ญ๐ž๐ง๐ญ ๐ฐ๐š๐ซ๐ง๐ข๐ง๐ . ๐€๐ง๐ ๐๐ฎ๐›๐œ๐จ๐ง. ๐ƒ๐จ๐ง'๐ญ ๐ฅ๐ข๐ค๐ž, ๐๐จ๐ง'๐ญ ๐ซ๐ž๐š๐. ๐“๐ก๐š๐ง๐ค๐ฌ ๐ญ๐จ Cass Inger ๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐ž๐ง๐œ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ๐š๐ ๐ž๐ฆ๐ž๐ง๐ญ ๐š๐ง๐ ๐ข๐ง๐ฌ๐ฉ๐ข๐ซ๐š๐ญ๐ข๐จ๐ง, ๐ข๐ฅ๐ฒ๐ฌ๐ฆ Our bond is different from anything I’ve ever known. I can’t explain why. I’ve tried, but the words aren’t right. They fall on deaf ears. I have to show you. I have to prove it. That’s why, one night, you wake up tied to my ๐Ÿ›. The ropes are, miraculously, strong enough to hold you. I was considerate. I put sweat bands on your wrists and ankles before tying you to the ๐Ÿ›. At first, I only wanted to sleep next to you, to feel the warmth of you beside me. My head was rested against the bare skin of your chest. My hands explored your body experimentally. Not like yours is that much different, ...