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26 July 2025 | Zhang's Wrong Number Text

 Text To: Threnody From: Zhang "You still want to go grab Thai at that new place on fifth? Should be off in twenty minutes"   Threnody [FOOD!!!!! 😍🥘🍲🥢🔜🆗🆗🆗💟😘😘😘 ]   Zhang [What do you want, though? I'm gonna pick it up and just bring it back]   Threnody [WTF 😡🤬😡🤬😡 คุณวางแผนจะสั่งเป็นภาษาอะไร ? คุณสามารถอ่านข้อความนี้ได้ไหม ? You said WE were going! ไอ้ลูกลา ! ]   Zhang [Actually, that was meant for Brown. I'm going back to the barracks cuz im tired and my head hurts]   Threnody [ อะไรวะ ? คุณบราวน์กินอาหารไทยตั้งแต่เมื่อไหร่ ? คุณกล้าหลอกหญิงสาวผู้บริสุทธิ์ได้อย่างไร ? คุณทำให้ฉันใจสลาย ฉันเกลียดคุณ ไอ้ลิงปัญญาอ่อน ! 🥘😡🍲😡🥢😡🎻💔💔💔👿👿👿 ]   Zhang [Sorry? I'd have brought you some, too, but you didn't ask. Plus like me and Brown are like family so get the fuck over it. Maybe you'd have a fallback to take you out if you weren't such a 찌질하다 Oh look, im so cool I can text in something, not e...

26 July 2025 | Nathaniel's Wrong Number Text

 Nathaniel [Sorry, I can't watch Spkegbob and get hi with u. I'm hitting the gym to work off the M&M I sniffed last night.]   Mansk [It's cool, bro. I forgot to tell you I'm hitting the bar with Lyle currently. But hit me up later if you still want some] ◇◇◇◇◇◇◇◇◇◇◇◇◇◇◇◇◇ "Dude what the fuck?" Mansk holding the phone out to Lyle trying not to laugh. "Naaahhh see, I got dibs! We should find a threesome actually! Been a minute... what about that one?" Lyle nodding at a nearby chick. Mansk eyeing her with a bit of thought. "Mmm not enough ass or titts. I like em thick and mean as snakes" "Or Asian and mean as snakes?" Lyle snickered. "Mmm Shé.... Still have wet dreams!" Mansk remarked mockingly moaning to himself.   Nathaniel [Sprry rong #. That was 4 tent. I thknk I cn squeeze u innon Tiesday.] Nathaniel clearly blitzed out of his mind. Then he double texted. [Tell Lyle I said hi'll. A...