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26 July 2025 | Zhang's Wrong Number Text

 Text To: Threnody

From: Zhang

"You still want to go grab Thai at that new place on fifth? Should be off in twenty minutes"

 

Threnody

[FOOD!!!!! 😍🥘🍲🥢🔜🆗🆗🆗💟😘😘😘]

 

Zhang

[What do you want, though? I'm gonna pick it up and just bring it back]

 

Threnody

[WTF 😡🤬😡🤬😡 คุณวางแผนจะสั่งเป็นภาษาอะไร? คุณสามารถอ่านข้อความนี้ได้ไหม? You said WE were going! ไอ้ลูกลา! ]

 

Zhang

[Actually, that was meant for Brown. I'm going back to the barracks cuz im tired and my head hurts]

 

Threnody

[อะไรวะ? คุณบราวน์กินอาหารไทยตั้งแต่เมื่อไหร่? คุณกล้าหลอกหญิงสาวผู้บริสุทธิ์ได้อย่างไร? คุณทำให้ฉันใจสลาย ฉันเกลียดคุณ ไอ้ลิงปัญญาอ่อน! 🥘😡🍲😡🥢😡🎻💔💔💔👿👿👿]

 

Zhang

[Sorry? I'd have brought you some, too, but you didn't ask. Plus like me and Brown are like family so get the fuck over it. Maybe you'd have a fallback to take you out if you weren't such a 찌질하다 Oh look, im so cool I can text in something, not english. ]

 

Threnody

[YOU'RE THE ONE WHO ASKED IF I WANTED TO GO! GO IMPLIES GO TOGETHER! YOUR FAMILY ARE BORN OF CRIPPLED DONKEYS AND EVEN THEY THREW YOU IN THE TRASH!]

 

Zhang

[Fuck I'm sorry! I just don't feel well at all, and I wanted to lie down! 😭 I fucked this up I'm so sorry! You're right, my family was trash and even they hated me! I'm just useless and pathetic as always! Im sorry for wasting your time!]

 

Threnody

[Apology accepted, don't let it happen again 🙏🏻😘]

 

Zhang

[Thank you. 🥺 We'll go out soon, i promise. I think I'll have more time tomorrow because I don't work]

 

Threnody

[I hope you have enough money to take me out properly 😤]

 

Zhang

[Actually that might not be until next pay check. I had to spend alot of it on stuff me and Pall needed in the next shipment. You know like face masks and stuff. A few things to keep us busy too. Took half my check. Hey speaking of do you like comics? We got a few cool ones you should come check out]

 

Threnody

[Please tell me you're not asking me out while you're fucking my BROTHER! I'm not Melody!]

 

Zhang

[WHO SAID I WANTED TO FUCK YOU!!!???? AREN'T YOU BLOWING PRAGER FOR FUCKING CHEEZE PUFFS!? Do I remotely seem stupid enough to start something there? REALLY!?]

 

Threnody

[Prager will give me CHEESE PUFFS!? 😍😍😍😍 OMW 2 🌬️ RN!!!]

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