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24 July 2024 | Children under 12...

 Taveon points to this sign looking at Threnody Threnody "Firstly, I'm attended by my bitch brothers. Secondly, I'm eighteen so, thanks, neither a child nor under 12."   Taveon "OKAY I BELIEVE YOU!!!"   Threnody showed him her driver's license.   Taveon "Do you realize how easily one can acquire those? And that picture actually makes you look like an angry seven-year-old who's brother stole your juicey-juicey "   "That's because he stole my dad's coke and snorted it because SOMEONE told him if you mix cocaine and glitter and snort it from a melon rind, you'll literally fart rainbows!"   "Well then, that's certainly a personal problem......"   "Anyway, the ID is real, fuckface."   Taveon merely stuck his tongue out at her as a response this time.   And she stepped forward and licked it, then went, "Nyeh. So there."   Taveon immediately gagged and shov...