"Omg I'm just going to be straight up right now" Miles with a hand on his hip. "The next person to confess their love for Lyle is getting their fingers chopped off and fed to them. Like what do you think he'll actually be into you over me?!! As if!!! Take six steps back girlfriend and find a different dick to hop on ..... Even tho he totally invited you!! But like he didn't really, he WOULDN'T DO THAT!!!" Miles straight even moving his head a bit snotty tv girl movie like before snapping his fingers three times at the end
Lyle
"Ok stop that .... I'm actually
weirded out now....."
Miles
"Told you I could do it better mother
fucker!!"
"Manliest shit I've seen all
week!" Z-Dog busting
up laughing
Lyle
"Oorah!"
NI
// ...... Your welcome. MANLY//
RENO
// STOP I CAN'T BREATHE
NI
//GOOD..... Cause me neither
RENO
// This has the energy of Trent, at Ja, re
Nathaniel.
SERENA stares in Serena
"Miles... did you steal my E?"
Lyle
"That's a good question cause this is
terrifying....."
Miles
"Absolutely not, I was having a fandom
moment of confused identity. Meow"
Lyle immediately busting up laughing.
Z-Dog
"Alright yup, I think he snorted
something FAR different.... It's way to late for this shit"
Miles
"Late! Mother fuckers it's EARLY AS
FUCK!!!! It's practically morning!!!! It's time to work!!!"
Lyle
"Oh he's back... I'm out"
Miles 😂
NI
//Ahahahahaha yeah ...... It does //
NATE
"Everybody got high and didn't invite me 😢"
*cries manly tears of maleness while posting
dramatically about it on the bookfaces*
Lyle
"You were too busy staring at my fat
ass"
"WHAT!!??!!" Miles dramatically throwing the
nearest stack of papers around.
SERENA
"Miles, I am genuinely concerned. Have
you tried"
*checks notes*
"Being as swift as the coursing river?
With all the force of a great typhoon? With all the strength of a raging fire?
Yeah? How about mysterious as the dark side of—”
HELENA
"DEEZ NUTS!"
SERENA
"Congratulations, you're the most
masculine person in this conversation."
"THE MOON!!!" Miles and Lyle both having started singing it
at this point. And secondly later Miles went spartan kicking Lyle in the chest
and sent him flipping backwards over the table.
Z-Dog
"Yeah, he'll recover......"
HELENA gasps and clutches her pearls (aka deez nuts)
"Hello Police, I'd like to report a domestic"
Lyle grabs the phone, crushes it in his hand and then smacks her not
GENTLY like the bitch she is before walking off.
"Aaawwww you ruined it, that could
have turned into hot sex in a parking lot!!!"
Z-Dog
"Lyle .... We aren't even in a parking
lot"
Lyle
"STOP RUINING SHIT!!!"
> "Omg I'm just going to be straight up right now" Miles with a hand on his hip. "The next person to confess their love for Lyle is getting their fingers chopped off and fed to them. Like what do you think he'll actually be into you over me?!! As if!!! Take six steps back girlfriend and find a different dick to hop on ..... Even tho he totally invited you!! But like he didn't really, he WOULDN'T DO THAT!!!" Miles straight even moving his head a bit snotty tv girl movie like before snapping his fingers three times at the end
Marshall
"S'ma'mir.... Sorry -he clears his
throat- Did you say you're straight?"
Jaden
"Dearest Darlingest Lyle, you're just
such a good listener and you always know the most perfectest thing to say! You
know just how to make someone swoon. Respectfully tehe."
Warren shakes his groove thang
I don't know what on earth you're talking
about, no one is in love with Lyle. We all want to circle jerk each other and
bukkake over him as friends, because that's what friends do. Manly men just
helping each other out.
Erica
"Who is this clown and why is everybody
obsessed with him?!"
Jaden
"Please, let me run your queue between
my tatas. Respectfully tehe."
RENO
// YOU'RE DONE OMFS
AIRY
|| I haven't even gotten started.
"Obviously, that's my girlfriend"
Lyle at Marshall before busting
up laughing.
Z-Dog @ Erica
"I have no idea he has a tiny
weeny"
"Oh perfect, now I like totally have a
list of people to confront! Soon as I finish my morning caramel
macchiato!" Miles holding a
hand up and grabbing his straight black coffee before walking away and flipping
the whole room off.
Jaden, Marshall, and Warren
"POLITELY!"
Erica is utterly bemused
Wren wearing a stolen cheer outfit
"Hey hey, you you, I don't like your
girlfriend!"
"Ok guys, he's gone. Circle jerk time!!
And Jaden come here baby!" Lyle
smirking
"He's also done.... " Z-Dog facepalming.
Jaden
But Lyle, how ever shall you balance me
with your other... girl boy sir ma'am friend? 'ses?
SERENA
"THIS IS WHY EVERYBODY FUCKING HATES YOU,
JADEN!"
"On my dick of course!" Lyle like this isn't a problem.
"Have you guys noticed it's supposed
to storm all week? Weird" Miles
walking past and not even paying any kind of attention.
Wren, dramatic
And
now, The Weather
Jaden, Marshall, Warren, and even Erica singing along
🎵Blood
is getting hotter, body's getting colder, I told you once I'm the ONLY ONE who
holds her, I don't wanna die I don't wanna die, I don't wanna die so you're
gonna have too🎵
Miles
"Perfect weather for KILLING MYSELF
WHEN LYLE DOESN'T LOVE ME FOR FIVE LONG YEARS.... I mean minutes!!!"
"WHY DOES EVERYONE WANT MY LOVE I'M
NOT SOME WHOrE!!!" Lyle
wailed suddenly and flipped his chair backwards onto the floor. "It's just
too much ..."
AKUMA
"This is so sad. Alexa, play—wait, I have
a violin."
*plays Despacito on the world's tiniest
violin*
CIN
Oh my GOD, you interrupted the WEATHER! How
could you?!
Akuma gasps dramatically
OH NO! ILLYBRIUS IS TOO POPULAR! EVEN
THOUGH WE'VE BEEN MARRIED FOR
*checks calendar and tries to math*
15 YEARS AND... uh... 5 MONTHS, IT SOMEHOW
BOTHERS ME THAT I'M NOT THE MAIN CHARACTER! I GUESS I NEED TO HAVE A
MISCARRIAGE AND DIE! AGAIN!!!!!
AIRY
This is so sad. Alexa, play...
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