Sebastian to Erryk: *Legit whining* Can we just set the fridge on fire and be done with iiiit? .... What, too soon?
Hearing Sebastian Erryk shifted his gaze to sort of blink at him with a fairly daft sort of look. "Ha funny.... " He remarked smartly before reaching in to pull out a gallon of milk. Sniffing it he nearly immediately upchucked. Ok now he half wanted to complain about why he and Sebastian had been given the cleaning out the kitchen part of this job. Actually it was probably more a blow at Sebastian while Erryk was not normally one to complain. Shit he'd volunteered to help clean the place out once he'd heard ... This place being a house Rhaenyra and Harwin had previously been renting out. One of several properties actually but Jesus out of all of them this place was TERRIBLE!!! Erryk was positive he'd seen a cockroach upon entering....
"Look um.... It's either help in here or go play outside in that jungle with Crispy Cremes moody ass" Upon even saying that he heard the sound of a crash outside in the garage and what actually sounded like a thirteen year old girl screaming. "Or you can baby sit!!" He mused immediately setting the milk down and sighing in exasperation. Hopefully that wasn't the sound of dumb and dumber breaking something.......
Of course there was the last option.... Go home. But he wasn't mean and didn't say that. Especially considering the entire point of inviting Sebastian to help was A for him to try and make nice with some of the people who'd indirectly been effected by his bullshit and B get him out of the house and doing something that wasn't painting and obsessing all fucking day.
Sebastian sucked in a breath through his teeth. "Yeah, I'm pretty sure Criston hates me more than you do," he said. "I could babysit. I do have experience with kids. But no, I think I'll stay in here and help clean." He grimaced, grabbed a trash bag from the roll, and opened it. Then, thinking better of it, he just took the milk into the bathroom and flushed the congealed contents down the toilet. Then he went and got an empty suds bucket and brought it to the kitchen.
"Okay, containers with gross liquid crap in here. Dry expired crap in this trash bag," he said. "And food that's still good on the counter. Sound good?"
"HA!" Was about all Erryk replied as he headed out into the garage. Where he found one of the shelves tipped over and Jace getting railed on by Cree which wasn't all together shocking really. Yeah actual kid experience... Sarcasm.
After making sure Cree wasn't going to put Jace's head through the old beetle that was parked in the garage Erryk had merely given both the third degree about coming and getting him if they needed to move something that heavy out for the movers.
That being settled he headed back inside in time to find out Sebastian had actually gotten fairly organized. "Sounds like a plan..." He replied with a bit of a chuckle as he moved to open the freezer and almost immediately regretted it. Were those frozen RATS!? Ok not the most shocking thing to find except now he was wondering what she'd actually been feeding them to. "Gotta be a good sized.... Something" He remarked moving to hold up one of the frozen things sealed in an air right baggy. "who keeps this with their food!??" He added sort of disgusted looking now.
Sebastian shrugged. "I mean, it is protein. Maybe someone makes stew with them, who knows? Or... dog food or something." He quickly filled up the suds bucket and took the contents to empty into the toilet, then came back. Dried spoiled good were a little harder to figure out and he wasn't about to take a bite out of everything to see if it was edible.
Erryk looked at Sebastian for a long drawn out minute then immediately gagged again and proceeded to make a face in disgust as he simply went to pull them out and toss them into the nearby trash. "Yeah I prefer my opinion on what she was doing with them ... Ugh I think I can feel that taco bell moving in my stomach" He groaned out loud before turning to grab a few more things and toss them into the trash. Then pulling some of the shelves he moved to take them over to the sink dropping them there.
"Good to know," Sebastian replied. "You're really that squeamish? I assumed you did wet work or something like that. Do you want me to take that out?" He gestured to the trash.
"And that includes rats? Dude I'm basically glorified muscle.... Yeah go for it" Erryk replied still looking vaguely repulsed. Granted it hadn't been the rats in their entirety but the mere thought of someone actually eating them. Yeah just not something he remotely wanted to think about. That and Sebastian was at least half wrong. They all had their strengths and if someone was getting put down or even tortured Erryk was rarely more than present. Not that he hadn't killed someone, but a shoot outs a fucking shoot out.
By now Erryk was near the sink and moving to turn on the water briefly glancing through the window to watch Criston who was ... Actually he now wanted to ask considering he was standing on the top of the extremely old rusted pickup parked out back seeming to stare down at the opposite side of it.
Ok yup asking....
Heading through the kitchen even before Sebastian Erryk was soon heading out to push the old rickety back door open that damn near didn't even have a screen. At least by now Criston had, sort of flattened the overgrown grass that was nearly four feet tall down some. Enough Erryk wasn't immediately swimming in it praying there weren't snakes.
"Tetanus!!!" Erryk mused allowed as he neared the grassy area only... The moment he had Criston whirled and sort of gestured for him to back up looking panicked like the grass was .. lava
Ok now Erryk was really wondering and so distracted he basically backed into Sebastian coming out the door. "shit my bad ..... I think Crispy Cremes gone" Erryk glanced to Sebastian and sort of clicked and whistled doing the loco sign with his pointer finger twerling at his head.
"Call me that again and I'm going to shove one of these tetanus boards up your fucking asshole kid!" Criston snapped over his shoulder. "Now unless one of you wants to get eaten by a snake I'd.... Actually do you have that shot gun in your truck?" Criston asked his voice sounding a bit more normal now.
"A shot gun!? Mother fucker what kinda Jurassic world shit is going on out here!!!" Erryk actually straight busted up laughing. Much to Cristons clear annoyance by the way he was now full resting bitch facing it and crossing his arms.
By now the snake in question, being a seven foot long albino boa had vanished back into the grass in front of the old truck.
Sebastian shrugged. "Dead human decomposing in a glass cage, dead rat preserved in a freezer... Which one's really more grotesque?" he asked. "Although this is the first time I've seen the latter. And there's nothing wrong with being the muscle. Not like I have any, anymore, to speak of," he joked. Actually, he looked almost back to normal now. Since George had moved into the apartment across the hall, Sebastian and Nathaniel had had more time to bond one-on-one, and they kept each other accountable when it came to food and exercise. He still wasn't entirely back to his original, compact-muscled self, but he was more toned than scrawny now, and his face had filled out again, lending him a semblance of his former beauty.
He had no problem hauling out the rubbish, he was pleased to find. He'd really just offered to be polite. He liked Erryk ever since their little adventure, and he genuinely wanted to be helpful. But the fact that he could actually do it made him feel good.
He blinked at Crispin. "What's going on?" he asked. "Ooh, pretty!" He set the trash down and knelt down as a flash of white caught his eye. "Pssspssspsss.... Hey, no, don't shoot it, please. Look how gorgeous," he cooed. "Speaking of glass cages, I think I can get this guy into one of Trent's."
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