Sassy in waiting (2022-24)

    Amenos. The prison island… The forest was thick, the walls high separating the small township from the bulk part of the island and apart from ALL the other islands this place was the most inhospitable. Only those thought to have committed the most heinous of acts were sent here, to die for all the government on the main island cared. How  he'd  need upon of them was still a question in the dark elves mind as he looked back to the large gate closing behind him. The sounds of birds crying out in the distance might have been pretty had it not carried an eerie bit of doom with it. Firstly, he wasn't innocent by any means! He'd had his hands in the pockets of many, committed unthinkable war crimes during his time with the Pact and the list went on. However, slaughtering an entire family in their sleep was NOT one of them. The accusations were false, the humans far to content to throw his kind away with little real trial! And where in all of this had Falvis and Dranos ...

    High Isle, the fancy posh vacation spot of only the richest of nobles. It was probably the prettiest of a lot of King Emeric's territory as it was nothing but beautiful sandy beaches, bright green inland and the cities and keeps on the island were built with a rather attractive aesthetic and the finest of stones and metals from high rock. Granted for all its upkeep it was just far off enough into the Abecean sea that it was often frequented by the nastier side of sea folk as well. Pirates and Sea Elves made it a common stop whether in private or flying fake flags into port. Then what is good vacation spot without its underlying crime right? Well it was this that had brought them out here for of course two dark brotherhood killers weren't traveling here to enjoy fine wine and beaches. Sonayath had been reading over the contract a second time when the first wave had hit. They were to meet their employer who'd contacted them at the Gonfalon light house in two days’ time. E...

  (RP actually started November 5 th  but since it takes place on Black Friday, moving to November 25 th  kthx) Fuck! Who's bright idea had it been to come and do this again? He'd lost sight of at least three of their buddies who'd headed off talking about sales on shower mats. Because that's important right? Fucking shower mats!? And by this point he was basically trying to catch up to Rae who was beelining behind her husband up ahead. Well as much as anyone could in this mess of people. A few times it was all Gilly could do not to go shoving some idiot pushing past him. Not needed, Paul was agitated enough for all of them. Case in point up ahead the more lanky male had suddenly went bumping into a very weird looking man dressed entirely to fancy for fighting over slat screens. Also had he looked more miserable before or after Paul shoulder checked him without trying. Well Paul hardly noticed as his eyes were suddenly on the younger man's behind the other. Ad the f...

    "Aw look, little Breton looks lost" Talen remarked his forked tongue briefly flicking over his sharp teeth as his eyes landed on the human making her way down the path past the blacksmith he and Druseth were currently outside of. Druseths back had been to the road up until this point and slowly he turned his head long enough to look. And look he surely did for a long moment his expression mostly void of anything even amusement like the Argonian. The lizard had a point though, there were scant Bretons passing this way since the war had started. Even if just harmless traders they risked potentially being called spy's and assaulted by angry locals. And boy could the locals here be nasty shits! Argonians certainly had a mean streak as Druseth knew well having been around them his whole life. First his father who'd been a slaver, then his brief time fighting them when he'd first joined the army and now a days his relationship with several shadow scales and pirates ...

   "Yes, yes, primp, primp, we all know you're pretty." Serena rolled her eyes huffily.   "Act more jealous why don't you. It's completely unnoticeable" He replied sarcastically rolling his eyes.   Serena giggled. "I'm not," she said, dropping the princess act. "You have nice, straight, black hair. I have nice, curly, blond hair. We're both very proud. Annnddd we both got off on the wrong foot last year. So I'm sorry for being a bitch to you." She took a moment to tilt her head side to side in thought. "Mm, yeah. I am. You actually seem pretty level-headed, and even if we can't be best buddies doesn't mean we have to be enemies, right?"

 [gif of Bloodhair]   Cin: "Dude, you don't look anywhere near as old as you told me you were."   "So you've told me" ~Bloodhair   "Yeah, I have, because it was true, and it's still true. Hey, how are  you in a fight, anyway? It's been a while since I've been in one and I kinda miss it."

  Trent :  😍  I know I should  sincerely apologize for attacking you and ask for forgiveness, but you really did look hot being choked  😁 Serena : "Making Friends 101 with Trent Maddock." Brilliant. Faustus : Sorry, ignore my friends. They can be rather ridiculous. Faustus Blackwood, at your service. Trent : Hey! We saw him first! Serena : Who's "we", you and the monkey in your pocket? I only like Erik as a friend, thank you.   "You know for about five seconds there ... I actually considered accepting your apology. But then I you kept talking and I was like.... Eh, better not" Erik replied to Trent before glancing at Faustus with a raised eyebrow. "Well apologizing for them seems like waste of breathe honestly.... " He told him hardly offering much more acknowledgment to Faustus then that as he moved to head off shaking his head at the actual Idiocracy he CONTINUED to witness.   Trent jogged after Erik and touched his arm. "Hey... I kn...

  "The ONLY mother fucking reason you should be on my mother fucking ass is if you tryna fuck boy!!!!! GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKING STINKY SHIT DRIVERS!!! LEARN HOW TO DRIVE!!!" ~Skorpa "WHAT A GLORIOUS MORNING !!!!!!!" ~Erik "MAKES ME SICK!!!" ~Skorpa   "That fun of a trip huh? Sounds exciting!" ~Allya "Always a glorious morning when you wake up." ~Armand "Just shove everyone else off the road! If they don't know how to drive." ~Becca. Allya gives her mother a look and then smirks.   "Well you know what separates the functioning psychopaths from the actual psychopaths?" Bloodhair mused with a wicked smirk. "The old ladies figured it out!" Arne mused with a laugh.   Serena : "Wanna borrow Millie and Tillie? Or I could mount Amy in the rear. She's new." Trent : "Is this your way of asking to ride along with them?" Sebastian : Hey, you were thinking it! Nathaniel : But you said it!  🤣...

  Prompt: My muse is sick and pushes to come with yours on an important mission. What does your muse do when they find out?   Trent: "Damn it, Daemon! Are we going to have to make a pit stop to the emergency department? You're so fucking stubborn!"   "And you're being over dramatic I'm fine!" Daemon replied from where he was leaning against the outside of the hummer, drivers door open having basically scrambled out to vomit up what had been breakfast. Yeah he was probably getting something, he was at this point sweating despite the damn snow, but he hadn't let that stop him from going with Trent. ((Ok so I'll let you half lead this one. Was gonna go for they're actually on there way to Trent's thanksgiving in this or picking someone up from that airport if the travel was reversed? I actually wasn't sure what you were thinking soooo you're turn to fill in that stuff unless you have another random idea))   ((Sure let's go with p...

  Sebastian to Erryk: *Legit whining* Can we just set the fridge on fire and be done with iiiit? .... What, too soon?   Hearing Sebastian Erryk shifted his gaze to sort of blink at him with a fairly daft sort of look. "Ha funny.... " He remarked smartly before reaching in to pull out a gallon of milk. Sniffing it he nearly immediately upchucked. Ok now he half wanted to complain about why he and Sebastian had been given the cleaning out the kitchen part of this job. Actually it was probably more a blow at Sebastian while Erryk was not normally one to complain. Shit he'd volunteered to help clean the place out once he'd heard ... This place being a house Rhaenyra and Harwin had previously been renting out. One of several properties actually but Jesus out of all of them this place was TERRIBLE!!! Erryk was positive he'd seen a cockroach upon entering.... "Look um.... It's either help in here or go play outside in that jungle with Crispy Cremes moody ass...

  Trent to Daemon:  "That's not practical. Just clean out the fridge. I can help!  😁 "   "It is completely practical.... Look! It fits!" Daemon replied giving the turkey a bit of a shove. Almost immediately about three bottles of sai went tumbling down, something made a crunch sound further in behind it and to make matters worse.... Or more entertaining depending on how you looked at it several of the boxes and bags in the open freezing suddenly came tumbling down onto the ground as well. Daemon stood there essentially dead panning before looking at Trent and letting out an exasperated sigh as he rolled his eyes. "Ok your turn....." He muttered before turning away from it and moving over to the counter to start the much-needed coffee after that trip to the store.   Trent couldn't help but laugh. "Okay, do you agree that I should organize the fridge?" he asked. "Or maybe we should get a mini-fridge for the bedroom, what do you think?...

 Laying there on the sofa Erryk was staring up at the ceiling. For once he was the one with a bottle of whiskey cradled close and had actually just reached the point where a tear was trailing down his right cheek. Hearing the phone buzz he had actually first imagined it was probably Arryk trying to get ahold of him yet again or their little sister bitching at him some more. No instead as he opened it up all the way he sort of frowned seeing the females number and a photo from a party last year zoomed all the way in on his ass in wet swim trunks. Had to have been Arryk getting him back for the whole location prank. 'Nice ... Perfect moment asshole' he thought rolling his eyes. Erryk in reply to Cin [My bad! Hey it's not like I'm naked at least! So could be worse!  😬]   Cin gave a loud "Ha!" as she saw Erryk's return message. [Awesome. Brb forwarding this to everyone I've ever met.], she sent back, mostly just to be an ass. Ooh, then she had an even ass...