Skip to main content

November 25, 2022 | Black Friday

  (RP actually started November 5th but since it takes place on Black Friday, moving to November 25th kthx)



Fuck! Who's bright idea had it been to come and do this again? He'd lost sight of at least three of their buddies who'd headed off talking about sales on shower mats. Because that's important right? Fucking shower mats!? And by this point he was basically trying to catch up to Rae who was beelining behind her husband up ahead. Well as much as anyone could in this mess of people. A few times it was all Gilly could do not to go shoving some idiot pushing past him. Not needed, Paul was agitated enough for all of them. Case in point up ahead the more lanky male had suddenly went bumping into a very weird looking man dressed entirely to fancy for fighting over slat screens. Also had he looked more miserable before or after Paul shoulder checked him without trying.

Well Paul hardly noticed as his eyes were suddenly on the younger man's behind the other. Ad the fact he was carrying the EXACT headphones they'd been coming to get. "Yo I've been looking for... " The moment he looked to the empty shelf being wrapped up the brunette kid hadn't even needed to open his mouth. "Give me the fucking headphones" Paul all but snapped not actually giving a single fuck who was close enough to hear. Make that at least another ten people.

 

Blaine and Faustus had never been Black Friday shopping before. Faustus had been the one to decide to give it a try, on the advice of his hedonistic best friend, Lucifer. He was coming to regret his decision to listen to Luci as someone bumped into him.

"Excuse me," he said shortly, "would it trouble you very much to watch where you're going, you lout?!"

Meanwhile Blaine was having trouble of his own as someone demanded the headphones he was carrying. He raised an eyebrow at the guy's bad manners. "Magic word?" he prompted.

 

"Would it trouble you?" Gilly sort of shot at the guy who'd been snipping at Paul.... Paul who was now preoccupation picking a fight with the second male over fucking headphones. God damn it! The moment Gilly looked he could tell this wasn't going to go well.

"Paul please, we don't need them. Maybe they'll have some online" Rae interrupted from where she now stood between Gilly and Faustus and Paul and Blaine. She honestly looked stressed and that was with this wasn't even surprising really. Last year they'd fucking gotten kicked out of a fucking Kohls over this kind of crap!

Paul shot a look at his wife for the briefest of moments. But to her he didn't reply. Moving up close enough Blaine could have probably damn near smelt the damn alcohol on his breath he was soon simply yanking the headphones out of the others hands. His expression actually daring the shorter male to open his damn mouth and say one more fucking thing.

 

"Be my guest," Blaine sighed. He was willing to get the headphones online. If this guy had been drinking, there was probably something he was trying to escape from and he wouldn't have the patience to navigate a website.

"You and your barbarian friend here are troubling me," Faustus shot right back at Gilly. "Tell me, how bloody frequently were you dropped on your fat heads?"

 

Ok that may have gone well other than poor Rae being embarrassed and Gilly just as much so. At least until the guys friend was suddenly popping off. Again right at Gilly as if he'd been the one to start this!? Did he have a fucking problem!? "The fuck did you say!!?" Gilly suddenly snapped turning on Faustus real quick chest puffed out and nostrils flaring.

"Fuck this mother fucker!!" Paul was suddenly popping off suddenly shoving the headphones into Rae's hands. Poor Rae looked defeated at this point. Standing there she moved to pinch the bridge of her nose then out of anger and sense her husband was distracted she soon went tossing the headphones onto a nearby shelf. If someone else grabbed them so what! They were fucking leaving!

"PAUL!!" She barked loudly.

"He asked what the fuck you just said mother fucker!!! Repeat it bitch!!!" Paul was still full focused on Faustus and moving up he was soon snatching the other man by the front of his clothing all but butting past Gilly before the other could say more.

 

Blaine took advantage of the chaos to grab the headphones and hasten to the register to pay for them.

Faustus just laughed. He, too, had had a few drinks, a lovely combination some of Luci's other friends had turned him onto. "Whyyyy?" he asked. "Do your ears work as poorly as your brain?"

 

"Man, yo beat this mother fuckers face in!!" Gilly barked from behind Paul. Though even as Gilly had said it Paul was suddenly swinging punching Faustus directly in the nose. One hand holding onto Faustus Paul didn't stop and got in a third swing in before Rae came barging in angrily. Grabbing her husband's arm she tried to body him back away from Faustus.

"We're fucking leaving!! Paul!!" She shouted to get his attention. You know, because sweet talking and pleading was NOT something that ever worked in these situations. She loved him to death but if he kept going she'd have fucking decked him herself at this point.

Paul did back up but only because he didn't need to go on more, yet. His eyes were still on the situation and he'd only taken a couple steps back. Now it was Gilly who had moved up and suddenly shoved Faustus hard onto the ground before a foot came hard into Faustus's leg and then hip and Gilly definitely wasn't stopping. Nor did he have an angry buff military wife shouting in his face to try and stop him. Might as well right? They'd kick all of them out not just Paul and probably call the cops.

"Get em Lopez!! Fuck yeah!!!" Paul mused loudly actually laughing like this was some kind of damn game. Fucking guy! At this point Rae had given up past the point of making sure to slightly keep hers heard back towards a clothing rack and was now turning back to look towards Gilly and the stranger a bit worried looking even as Paul moved to grab onto to her shoulder to try and steady himself from a clear bout of drunken dizziness.

 

Faustus tried weakly to fight back, but he had never been overly physically strong. He spat up at his assailants, cursing at them, insulting them more, almost egging them on, before just lying on the ground laughing wildly like a hyena.

Once Blaine paid for the headphones, he headed out to the car, expecting Faustus to be there. He waited ten minutes, then frowned, put the bag in the trunk, and went back inside.

He was only slightly surprised to see Faustus on the ground beaten black and blue. He shook his head and helped him up.

"Sorry about him," he said.

"Don't apologize for me, you feckless neophyte," Faustus grunted, leaning heavily on Blaine even so.

Comments

Popular posts from this blog

April 18th, 2024; 3:04 a.m. | Banter with Ni and Airy

"Omg I'm just going to be straight up right now" Miles with a hand on his hip.  "The next person to confess their love for Lyle is getting their fingers chopped off and fed to them. Like what do you think he'll actually be into you over me?!! As if!!! Take six steps back girlfriend and find a different dick to hop on ..... Even tho he totally invited you!! But like he didn't really, he WOULDN'T DO THAT!!!"  Miles straight even moving his head a bit snotty tv girl movie like before snapping his fingers three times at the end   Lyle "Ok stop that .... I'm actually weirded out now....."   Miles "Told you I could do it better mother fucker!!"   "Manliest shit I've seen all week!" Z-Dog busting up laughing   Lyle "Oorah!"   NI // ...... Your welcome. MANLY//   RENO // STOP I CAN'T BREATHE   NI //GOOD..... Cause me neither   RENO // This has the energy of Tr...

October 8, 2024 | Trent as Hannibal's patient

  “How does it make me 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘭 ? Are you fucking serious right now? This is what I’m paying for from an internationally-renowned psychiatrist?” Trent ranted, pacing the tastefully-furnished office and running a hand through his sleek bronze hair. “My marriage ended before it even began because my fiancée was jealous of my best friend. My other best friend was brainwashed into marrying this guy who’s jealous of 𝘮𝘦 . I had an actual social group for the first time in my life and we went from being a fun group of friends to probably THE most toxic couple-versus-couple, oh and let me just add that most of the people in the couples don’t even 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 each other! Let’s see. Faustus resents that he’s been blackmailed on pain of death to marry his wife. Nathaniel hates how controlling George has become. I loved Rebecca to death, almost literally, but I’ve had to face up to the fact that that girl is a mess, which 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 lead us to Serena’s situation—Sebastian’s situation? I don’t k...

October 21, 2022 | Wren x Serena – “It’s been a week….”

 (Wren) "It's been a week, shall I commence too fear for my life again?" The blonde asked nervously to nobody as she looked fearfully over her shoulder.   Serena kicked down a ceiling tile and peeked down like Ceiling Cat. "YIPPEE KI YAY, MOTHERFUCKER!" she crowed. She took out her twin micro SMGs, held them stupidly (like Dante from DMC), and sprayed bullets throughout the room haphazardly!   "SHOOT!" Wren cried but it only seemed to encourage the other as the bullets kept flying! She tucked for cover, managing to avoid the worst of it, but her HOUSE! Who was going to pay for all these repairs! Should she run outside or try to stay hidden? The furniture could only provide so much cover for so long! She was dead, she was dead, she was DEAD, and for what? What did this girl have against her anyhow?   Serena jumped down from the ceiling, nailing her three-point landing, and proceeded to search through the bullet-ridden domain for Wren. She didn't kno...