Sassy in waiting (2022-24)

"Omg I'm just going to be straight up right now" Miles with a hand on his hip.  "The next person to confess their love for Lyle is getting their fingers chopped off and fed to them. Like what do you think he'll actually be into you over me?!! As if!!! Take six steps back girlfriend and find a different dick to hop on ..... Even tho he totally invited you!! But like he didn't really, he WOULDN'T DO THAT!!!"  Miles straight even moving his head a bit snotty tv girl movie like before snapping his fingers three times at the end   Lyle "Ok stop that .... I'm actually weirded out now....."   Miles "Told you I could do it better mother fucker!!"   "Manliest shit I've seen all week!" Z-Dog busting up laughing   Lyle "Oorah!"   NI // ...... Your welcome. MANLY//   RENO // STOP I CAN'T BREATHE   NI //GOOD..... Cause me neither   RENO // This has the energy of Tr

  𝐅𝐫𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐬𝐨𝐥𝐨 , 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 𝐈 ’ 𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐥𝐲 𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐛𝐛𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐬 😘   Freddie bounced slightly on her toes after ringing the doorbell. Her purse was slung over her shoulder, a rolled-up woven blanket under her other arm, and the handles of a picnic basket clasped in both hands. An eternity, or maybe 30 seconds, later, she was rewarded with Will Graham’s puzzled face when he opened the door. His dogs congregated round him; a couple of the smaller ones tried to slip past him to sniff at her basket.   “What are you doing here?” Will asked. “More pictures for your personal collection?”   She looked down at the basket, then up at him. “How’s that prescription working out for ya?” she sassed. “No, I thought we could have a picnic, in your backyard, so the dogs can run around. I brought something for them, too.”   Will thought about it for a minute. 𝘛𝘸𝘰 𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘦𝘴 . What was her an

   Faustus had warmed considerably towards Sebastian since the latter had gotten amnesia. For one thing, the lad was more pleasant to e around. For another, he'd realized it was advantageous to be on good terms with his best friend's husband. Both Morningstars were sinfully, decadently lovely. During their late-night mini-parties, Faustus watched them sometimes. Sweet little Bash was an exhibitionist and Luci didn't mind either way. Faustus knew Sebastian wasn't attracted to him, so it came as a surprise when, one night, the younger man came dancing up to where Faustus was sitting and started drunkenly flirting with him. He went so far as putting Faustus's hands on either side of his waistband and encouraging Faustus to pull down his novelty boxer briefs and give him a blow job. Faustus hesitated. He had propositioned Serena the previous year and been turned down flat; how could he be sure Sebastian really wanted this? His eyes flicked to Luci, who was watching them

  It had been about a year since “the Split.” Sebastian sat in his penthouse, thinking over all that had happened in that time.   November 20— Sebastian woke up in the arms of a vampire who he was told, was bonded to him. The last thing he remembered was lying on the pavement after having been hit by a car. He’d seen a mirage of a dark-haired angel with pure white wings, thanked God his Duckie was safe, and then… nothing. Now, upon awakening, he learned he was married to said angel. The room was filled with strange people, some he knew, most he didn’t. He recognized Duckie and Bethany. He recognized Lucifer, his husband and guardian angel. He vaguely recognized Cat. That was all by sight, but bizarrely enough, he could swear his  body  recognized almost everyone present. Stranger still, though several people maintained that the vampire Xander was his boyfriend, while Xander was the one who’d awoken him, Sebastian’s body remembered nothing of him. He assumed if they  had  been dating, i

    [in high school, after Trent turned him down] Yeahhhh I’m going to have to retcon the hell out of what I’d already written in order to make this work. Originally, Trent had had no idea Sebastian had feelings for him. Then as their dynamics evolved, I decided he had an inkling but didn’t know how deeply it went. Now… ehehe… I don’t even know, man. But then again, I don’t  have  to canonize this. I also cleaned this up a hell of a lot, because I feel like at this point, Sebastian’s kinks have been established well enough that no-one needs to read about them over  and over  and over again. Also I’m tired of my editor making “yuck” noises whenever they come up  🙄 Also, contrast this with how Troy handled being rejected romantically by Aemond. I like to think I did decently at showcasing different reactions by different characters.   Trent’s reasoning was that he didn’t want them to end up like his parents: whirlwind relationship in high school, married at 18, divorced when Trent was t

   He'd simply left it where she'd find it with a small note beside it.  The painting probably still smelt like poor Lindsey if you had a nose for such things. The note however said.... Dear gorgeous nightmare, You make the most beautiful art I've ever done and deserve to have the first piece I did of you. From. A secret admirer Maze smelled the painting before she saw it, sitting right there in the hallway with the hatch that led down to the dungeon. She smiled to herself. Now here, at last, was an admirer who might be worthy of her attention. "It's good," she said aloud. She picked it up, cradling it lightly, and carried it in the other direction, towards the elevator that led to her floor. Best to get it somewhere safe before the vampires who had taken to frequenting Lux found it. "Wonder who made it?" she murmured to herself as she was coming back out. He hadn't stayed close enough to be spotted or for her or even his buddies to know the real